April 12, 2005

So I went home the other day, checked my mailbox with the intent of leaving everything in it as usual (I'm very lazy), and all the mail was gone, with only a small card that said "write the names of those who live here" on it. I made the mailman think that the Dans had moved out.

This, through the convoluted workings of boredom and nerd-on-nerd action spawned this:

WHO LIVES HERE??!!! WRITE NAMES!!!

Dan Zimmerman
The Pope's soul
The rain king
The queen of detroit
The queen of detroit (take 2)
My clammy greater hand
Goot got! I leeve heer too!
Several babes of questionable morals
Your mom
The Expository Circus and Twenty Ton Peanut
Artifactual Jones
The Sheboygan-Poughkeepsie Express Travellers Cheque Writing Team 2002
Karl Rove's conscience
My less clammy lesser hand
Speed Mahogany and her Pips
Catatonic Bagpipe Guy
Persistent Vegatative State Bagpipe Guy
Completely Dead But We Keep Him In An Iron Lung And Apply Voltages To
His Forearm Muscles So It Seems That He Can Still Play Bagpipes (We Do
This For Political Reasons) Guy
Jesus Fucking Christ Let Me GO I Am Not About To Be Your New Creepy
Not Alive But You'll Claim I Am Bagpipe Guy
Just Dead And They Admit It And He'll Be Cleared Out By Thursday,
Friday At The Latest Bagpipe Guy
Thank The Lord Finally Someone Who Is Not Bagpipe Guy
Canadian Goth Girl
Slim Shady
Asia Argento's Ass (you know, Triple A)
Pantsula
(> '' )> Kirby

Bye!

On Apr 11, 2005 11:55 PM, jess@xxxxxxxx.com wrote:
> WRITE NAMES!!!
>

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Dan Zimmerman
Songwriting, Singing, Bassplaying

(301) 938-3723
dsz@xxxxxxxxxxx.com
danzimmerman@xxxxx.com

Visit http://www.danzimmerman.com
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WHO ELSE LIVES HERE? WRITE NAMES!!!!!

3 Comments:

Chris said...

Winston McFeeley
Santulli's ghost
Black Dan
The drums in my living room
Ham

13 April, 2005 08:57  
dan said...

come get your ham!

where u roaming, if your ghost is in my apartment?

13 April, 2005 11:51  
jess said...

Jens Kroger
Speed Mahogany's sisters Spit, Silt, Skiff, Sperm, and Sputum
Long-armed sloth bear
Mr. Lif's hairdo
Clark Kent Kent Kent Kent Kent and Baked Beans Jr.
Milquetoast McGee
The raccoon that bit Dan Dakin
Horrible lymph-sucking creature
Dead Irish

Also a smaller house within the confines of the larger house, dedicated to me.

13 April, 2005 16:26  

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